Verse 1
You are, the tank,
I am, the healer,
We’ll get, an insta que,
in the duty finder.
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Pre-Chorus
Dancers with no buffs,
Dragoons that never jump,
Black mage with no ley lines,
In the duty finder.
 
Chorus
Tell me why, can’t we finish in a half hour?
Tell me why, can’t we clear each boss without a wipe,
Tell me why, someone went afk again,
In the duty finder.
 
Verse 2
I want, that cool glam,
Just need a few more clears,
I need more hardcore friends,
In the duty finder.
 
Chorus
Tell me why, can’t we finish in a half hour?
Tell me why, can’t we clear each boss without a wipe,
Tell me why, someone went afk again,
In the duty finder.
 
Bridge
Everyone moving in lockstep, in sync,
Are the best runs I’ve ever had, (down)
From A Realm Reborn to Endwalker I’ll hope,
That we all dodge orange aoes, (up)
 
Verse 3
My relic, is shining,
Gilgamesh, is whining,
Mechanics, are totally rigged,
In the duty finder.
 
Chorus
 
Tell me why, can’t we finish in a half hour?
Tell me why, can’t we clear each boss without a wipe,
Tell me why, someone went afk again,
In the duty finder.
 
Tell me why, can’t we finish in a half hour?
Tell me why, can’t we clear each boss without a wipe,
Tell me why, someone went afk again,
In the duty finder.
 
Tell me why, can’t we finish in a half hour?
Tell me why, can’t we clear each boss without a wipe,
Tell me why, someone went afk again,
In the duty finder.